None of the candidates won?

This was our writer’s prompt for tonight, it was such fun I just wanted to share!

None of the presidential candidates won the election.  

Everyone sat in stunned silence as the final count was read.  Hillary stood up, grabbed Bill’s arm and stomped out of the room.  Donald flipped his comb over out of his eyes, screamed ‘you are all fired’ and huffed out.

The only one left on the podium was Elmer Fudd.  As the flashes went off, he slowly rose to his feet.

He stood at the podium, waved his hand at the audience and said “Th-th-that’s all folks” and left the stage.

elmer

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